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The Audacity

Book One

Rocket racing can be deadly, but working in food service is worse.

 

May’s humdrum life is flung into hyperdrive when she’s abducted, but not all aliens are out to probe her.  She’s inadvertently rescued by Xan, an “I Love Lucy” obsessed alien with a rocket ship.

 

Unfortunately for Xan, May discovers that rocket racing is a quick, if life-threatening, way to make a living off Earth.

 

Unfortunately for both of them, a Chaos god possessing Xan’s ex-lover decides it’s high time this whole “existence of reality” business was over and done with. The Audacity is the only rocket fast enough to stop her, but May’s no hero, and, frankly, reality never did her any favors.

 

Is literally (yes, literally) everything doomed?

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Book 1
Book 2
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The Audacity 2

Time Warp

May’s career as an interstellar rocket racer is just ramping up. She’s got a stunning ship, her best friend Xan for a co-pilot, and a rocket-full of winnings. 

 

But good luck can’t last forever. And May has been racing in a stolen ship. 

 

When Xan’s arrested by a tea-sipping pink android for a crime he absolutely did commit, May’s career is over. With the help of an adventure biologist and her undead girlfriend, May and Xan must find a way to change the past before it destroys the future.

 

“Fun, fast-paced, and surprisingly emotional, The Audacity: is a Douglas Adams-esque celebration of weirdness in space."

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Book 3
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The Audacity 3

Be Kind, Rewind

When the chips are down, two unlikely heroes must learn to just give up already. 

 

Sometimes you’ve lost everything but a plastic fish, have mushrooms in your eyes, and just need a fresh start.May and Xan are stranded in the city of NotTuhnt without the Audacity, and May can’t let it go, but when Xan and Aimz succumb to an inhibition-eating brain fungus, May has a new problem to fixate on. May must seek the help of old friends, enemies, Xan’s horrible aunt, and a haunted Big Mouth Billy Bass to find a cure before Xan and Aimz go feral and someone breaks open a Universe-ending Piñata. Or, you know, she could just not. Giving up is always an option. "A wild ride! I laughed, I gasped, and my face got all wet in the end. A perfect edition for the Audacity series!“ 

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Omnibus
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The Audacity
Omnibus

Illustrated Books 1-3 with short story Bite

When the chips are down, two unlikely heroes must learn to just give up already. 

 

May’s humdrum life is flung into hyperdrive when she’s rescued from an alien abduction by Xan, an alien with a fondness for ‘I Love Lucy’ who lives on The Audacity. But when Chaos incarnate decides to turn Earth into her personal sandbox, the Audacity and May’s new-found love of rocket racing are the only things that can stop her. 

But even being wildly successful rocket racers isn’t enough for May and Xan when a tea-sipping robot arrests Xan, and Chaos steals the Sphere of Time. May must team up with Xan’s sister, Aimz (an adventure biologist) and her undead girlfriend to save Xan, the Audacity, and Time Itself.

Stranded without the Audacity on a tiny, frigid island, Xan and Aimz succumb to the Carmnian Scourge. As a last act, May must team up with old friends, enemies, and a haunted Big Mouth Billy Bass to find a cure before the goddess of Chaos enacts the final stage of her universe befuddling plan.

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