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The Audacity's Horrific Horrors: Compilation
Why choose when you could have all three horror short stories in one book? This is currently only available as a paperback. Read the bone chilling descriptions of Sip, Bite, and Glug below!
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AHH!
AHH: Sip
The Audacity's Horrific Horrors #1
Vampires, aliens, gore, and pyramid schemes await!
In a haphazard grab at eternal life for the short-lived May, Xan gets reeled in by a killer pyramid scheme. Will either of them survive? No. The answer to that is no, they won’t.
You’re about to enter a side of the Audacity you haven’t seen before. A dark side. Ghastly, gruesome, dreadful, and at times even spooky. We’re here to peek our heads through a tiny rip in the fabric of space and time and peer into an alternate reality wherein horrible horrors await our wholesome heroes and the only explanations are unexplainable.
If you’re squeamish, turn back now!
Rest assured dear readers, none of what follows is canon.
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AHH: Bite
The Audacity's Horrific Horrors #2
Believe it or not, there aren't scary clowns in this one.
"May June July, Earthling, had rather hoped she would never be eaten. Xan, her Tuhntian companion, had held a similar aspiration.
The likelihood of either of them attaining this life goal was dropping by the blip."
May, nostalgic for Earth carnivals, insists on visiting a shitty carnival on a distant asteroid, but when she and Xan get there, they find it abandoned. Keen for an adventure, May breaks in to explore the empty park, which is exactly what the remains of the carnival staff want. (Trigger warnings)
AHH: Glug
The Audacity's Horrific Horrors #3
A vacation to the universe’s most sinful city leaves May and Xan with an unholy mess.
"When she opened her eyes, she found the sticky debris she was caught in illuminated with an eerie yellow light, like a miniature sun shining at the pinnacle of the ship. Above her, what was left of the orange shag in the living room dripped into the cavern below like ripped, rotting flesh.
The inky liquid pooling around her was warm and bubbling, it collected in her cuts, and she could feel it expanding as it sucked the iron from her blood."
(Trigger warnings)